0 Portal Weighted Companion Cube "Fuzzy Dice"

When you're on a journey, whether is through an Enrichment Center or a road trip across the country, faithful companionship is key. And who would make a better companion for such a journey than a Companion Cube? Sheesh, it even has the word COMPANION in its name! And if ONE Companion Cube is great, why not a pair of them, happily attached by a string and jostling each other jovially as you drive into the sunset? Yeah, that does sound pretty darn awesome.

It's rumored that the original fuzzy dice originated because U.S. pilots from World War II often kept lucky dice in the cockpit of their planes. These may not bring you luck, but they'll certainly make your car feel a little less like a vehicle and a little more like a home away from home. Heck, they'll even talk to you on long drives. Remember, they won't talk to you and if they ever do, you should certainly avoid their advice and proceed to the nearest Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. Now, how about some cake?

Product Specifications
Companion Cube fuzzy dice from the video game Portal
Hang them from your rearview mirror, desk lamp, or around your neck (okay, maybe not)
Who needs d6s or d20s when you can have twin companion cubes?
We assure you that they can not speak, but if they did, they'd tell you to check your local laws regarding fuzzy dice
Also, if you do not check local laws, and get a ticket, we'll say, "Who's laughing meow?" Srsly, check 'em.
Dimensions: Each die is 4 inches on all sides, much like you'd expect from cubes

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